January 2012
I FUCKING HATE MY NEIGHBORS! Yooo bro it’s not midnight stop doing fireworks. And I don’t even wanna go out tonight, drank soo much last night and still hung over. oh well i’ll be good tonight
December 2011
Watchmyrheaofsunshine:
differentshadesofjade:
behindthepalette:
.. homegirl said “i’m not big, it’s the clothes” - dead !
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Tumblr. Ya’ll on one tonight. I can’t. I died the 1st 30 seconds.
I just walked out of CVS and this guy pulls up in a lamborghini gets out looks at me and says hey baby. Why yes you can be my sugar daddy
Watchfagg0tporshiaa:
jmofukka:
HAHA i will forever laugh at this! Fucking funny!
“this is not a game for blonde haired girls” -big black. LOOOOOOOOOOL
Just finished season 6 of Dexter. I WANT SEASON 7 NOW! Mind blown like always
HOLY FUCK!! I want to discuss it with my brother but I ran to his room and he’s passed out. So this is why Im ranting on tumblr.
My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp through out the house, slam a bunch a doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
dumbluur asked: :*
New Christmas tradition, make my brothers girlfriend cook everything! Girl can freaking cook and cooks a lot. I’m gonna gain 50 pounds but I don’t care it’s soo good haha
I’m so freaking excited for Christmas now!! My brother just called and told me he got his girlfriend a ring :D I can’t wait to see her reaction! I don’t think he’s proposing though :/ more of a promise ring. Ahh but still it’s so exciting :) I can’t wait till she’s my sister in law. I absolutely love her